One day ago not very different from today but in avery different yet similar world a very mad (as in crazy not as in angered, just saying as their are some people that aren’t the brightest crayons in the box) little fairy went shopping. Lets name her Sylnia (pronounced Sill-knee-a) she had just gotten a pixie-cut (haha get it?) and she thought it looked fantabulous, so she pranced as she walked around in the plaza stopping by Stardusts (it’s a cooler version of Starbucks) to check out some cute fairy guys that were rocking the whole bad-boy troll look, anyways she went into a store called FROSST since everyone just went on about how cute and cheap their clothes was. Sylnia didn’t have the best luck so she always ended up frustrated in that store as she oly found tacky clothing items, but today especially after her cool new haircut she felt very excited. She walked around finding lots of cute stuff for the first time walking with a bubbliness of pure joy (she got even happier everytime she passed a mirror and looked at herself) her ego was being boosted by this new cut and she was drawing everyone’s attention, it was thee coolest day of her life! She thought the day couldn’t get any better until she found the cutest little pink shoes only for $3.99, she had even found her own size! You might be wondering why a fairy would need shoes if they can fly but let me remind ou this little fairy was a mad fairy!
*I have and idea everytime I’m talking about mad as in crazy it’ll be madd and mad will be as in angered k? I hope you bright crayons out there know what I’m talking about.:)*
God, I mean these shoes were so cute! They fit perfectly into her little footies, so she kept looking for a while longer than decided to pay. The next day her and her mom decided to go shopping for their family in the southern of Iris, which was named Iris because of its beautiful multiple colored skies and were famous for their Sunset River down by Indigo because at the start of every year (April 1st) at sunset the river would produce rainbow colored water. It was a tradition to go dip into river as it was said to be give good-luck and be well balanced for the rest of the year, as the rainbow water stained your skin and had a beautiful blend off all the colors. Anyways back to Sylnia she threw on her cute pink shoes with her cool vintage grey vest and she was ready to go shopping with her family. So they shopped all day long and all day long Sylnia was bothered by her shoes, she didn’t want to complain but they HURT! The day dragged on and she heard some grumbling coming from beneath her,she looked down and was shocked to see her feet moving on their own, she sat down and untightened her shoe laces because she thought that she could be possibly suffocating her own footsies! Then she heard two very MAD (I capitilized so you would know it was angered not crazy) voices rising from beneath her shoes, then all of a sudden her shoes flew off! “God are you trying to kill us?” she gasped as her right footsie started talking (hey this is my own fantasy world leave me alone if i say feet can talk, then they can) “Yeah seriously, look the shoes look very cute on us but you must take them off, I mean C’MON!” the left footsie agreed. “Well I’m sorry but I have to put them back on, and I’m the one feeling the pain” Sylnia mumbled still dumb-founded “That’s torture, it’s code 29 I could sue you!” one yelled and Sylnia crossed her arms now very offended “Excuse me? I own you guys, I could sue you for leaving me without my permission” then to her surprise again, they laughed “How many fairies do you see that still have their footsies? Fairies prefer to fly but you’re just a madd little fairy, they will think you’re crazy and make you chop us off” she thought about this and they were right . “It’s us or the shoes” the lefty one finally said “What?! You can’t just snap off and leave me here!” she yelled now pretty embarrassed as people were watching and whispiring. “You can always fly” he shrugged “yeah and maybe we’ll go back to you after you get rid of those shoes” he finished “So what is it hon, us or the shoes?” she stayed silent for 3 whole seconds but that was all it took, her heard a CRRK and off her feetwere just staring back at her. “We’ll give you some time to think about it” she just blinked and stared as they walked towards the pink shoes, then THONK! Her cute little footsies had kicked her awesome and innocent shoes… then in shock she heard the shoes growling and they went crazy! Sylnia couldn’t think that her innocent cute shoes had gone evil. They were chasing peole everywhere! How had this happened? Her feet had rebelled and her pink shoes had turned demonic… all in one day all she could do was fly to her parents unless her wings rebelled too.
P.S. I love all you dark crayons out there too!